Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So--if you give her any crap, you can expect a ton of shit.
(Found in http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/09/Feb/giving_woman.html)
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